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    1. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to BRAINSSS 3 May 11

      Hey cutie patootie! :D

      Hey Bebeh;D

    2. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to mkatz 15 Apr 11

      What is the difference between women and coffee?

      Coffee tastes like shit and women don't.

    3. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to DancingTofu 12 Apr 11

      If the two of us were relaxing over a nice cup of tea at a cozy little café and suddenly I caught on fire, how would you handle it?

      I'd probably take you on a walk so you could fire walk with me.

    4. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 24 Mar 11

      Can you keep a secret?

      Yessir.

    5. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 20 Mar 11

      uoy evol I tub!

      But I love YOU!

    6. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love you.

    7. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.

      :D

    8. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      Your face or MINE!?

      Whet?

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      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      Hey I'm sorry Ive been sending you guys so many creepy pick up line.. >:D

      You're my entertainment for the evening.

    10. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

      xD

    11. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button…

      Well, how nice. I have my belly button pierced.

    12. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic…

      HAH!

    13. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

      You're on a roll.

    14. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

      Ew, no!

    15. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 6 Mar 11

      Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

      Dawwww, yes please!

    16. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee 5 Mar 11

      How many piercings do you have and what are they?

      I currently have five. I have my septum, monroe, bellybutton, and both ears pierced. I have my ears stretched to a size two.

    17. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to rubyreddest 3 Mar 11

      I MISS TALKING TO YOU! I'm going to Rocky this weekend, so I will Talk to you there I suppose... I STILL MISS YOU THOUGH!

      YEA! I dropped my phone in orange juice, but I gotta new one! So text me:]

    18. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to BananaSlugHer 2 Mar 11

      Oh goodness. That is great. I am glad you shared that with me.

      FLOORSHOW! I DO IT ALL!

    19. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to BananaSlugHer 2 Mar 11

      When is there another good show?

      Idk my bff jill. I"ll check Pc-Pdx. Check your facebook! :]

    20. Cosmo Schultz
      Trixieee responded to BananaSlugHer 2 Mar 11

      You know what we should do sometime? We should go to another show together. Yeah.

      Uhm yes. Let's make this happen! When? :D

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