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    1. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 2 Oct 11

      No - to enter Mordor, one must know a very specific, arcane fact: the atomic number of zinc!!!

      Google time... 30

    2. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 2 Oct 11

      OK, if you were stuck on an otherwise-deserted island with one formerly-deceased (now reanimated) dictator from Western history, two ungulates (different species), and one actual friend or relative from your life, what's the atomic number of zinc?

      I'll answer your question with another question sir, can one simply walk into Mordor?

    3. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 2 Oct 11

      I'm a male bby, and $3

      Yes, all day.

    4. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 2 Oct 11

      Will you massage my nipples?

      How much you payin? And are you male or female...?

    5. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to m588thm 2 Oct 11

      Darling, do you wanna cybersex? I am on the powota.ru as Mira. From this site I'll send you the messages. Write me in chat what you want do with me and I do whatever you like, your every sexual desires. Enjoy me through the webcam, wait for U, honey.

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    6. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 2 Oct 11

      Baby, let's do cyber sex on the site powosa.com. My nick's Angy.

      omg rly? no wai, dats so kewl.

    7. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to danielemmer 18 Sep 11

      Umm, who's that guy with all the hair and the kitten? I only know this short haired guy with a full-grown cat.... And Star Wars sucks - Star Trek all the way and then some more, bitch!!!

      Eh, just some douche, and I think you're just mad that Star Trek is retarded and is more enjoyable in Saturday Night Live version than the real shit :P

    8. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 18 Sep 11

      Do you like to drink soda?

      Formspring question of the day

      LOL

    9. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to SydSaysShh 18 Sep 11

      Star Trek or Star Wars?

      Star Wars all the way

    10. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 15 Aug 11

      It's easy, I was one of the goofff offs, Not lauren evoy, Someone who was friends with her though, and derrick and stuff.

      Haha I think I know then.

    11. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to SydSaysShh 15 Aug 11

      Spongebob or Squidward?

      Spongebob all the way. Squidward's a boring cockmunch.

    12. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 14 Aug 11

      Do you have any hidden talents?

      Formspring question of the day

      I'm amazing at doing nothing.

    13. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 14 Aug 11

      Yes, as in ninth grade! Mrs.Richerdsons class, first period. haha. its so easyyyy.

      Lol I can't even remember the people in there...

    14. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to hotGriseTrew 9 Aug 11

      {you|u} {into|in to| into} {anyone|anybody} {camming|caming}?

      Hmm...

    15. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 7 Aug 11

      No no, I'm just saying Mrs. Wozniak was crazy because I had her too. I just happened to see your other question..."YES!?!" She said that every five fucking seconds.

      Ah lol, alright my bad. And yeah, I counted once, still have the paper with the tally on the side, she broke 110 in one class.

    16. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 7 Aug 11

      Mrs. Wozniak was a CRAZY bitch...holy shit, haha

      Hahaha knew it. Yeah. I'm amazed we all survived the year.

    17. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to myrandaaaaaa 7 Aug 11

      Why are you such a fag?

      I was already asked this by somebody else, I can't help the way I feel, and I love huge muscles.

    18. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 responded to danielemmer 7 Aug 11

      Oh, and you were wrong on you last response to my question - the correct answer was 4, not purple. You clearly didn't factor in the sparrow.....

      Damn it, I knew I forgot something in there.

    19. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 7 Aug 11

      Hmm, not telling who I am, lets say I was in a class of yours last year, our teacher was frikkin crazzzzzzzy.

      Aww that's boring :p. I don't really care lol. But crazy teacher last year, if by "last year" you mean tenth grade I'm gonna bank on Mrs Wozniak, but if you mean ninth I'm thinking Mrs Richardson...

    20. Paul Buerger
      Tool462 6 Aug 11

      I used to have the biggggggggest crush on you..

      Haha how long ago? And may I be bold enough to ask who you are? lol

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