This question sounds loaded; but here goes something.

There are a few things to consider: Does this person give you a boner? Will they make you a sandwich? Are they tolerable enough to keep around and take everywhere with you? Could you stand being in the room with them and talk for at least an hour without breaking out into sex or video games? Is there such a thing as the quadgasm?

[If you happen to answer no to any of these, then I'm p.sure you'll be friends with them.]

It's all about chemistry, connection and communication. 3C's I stick by every damn day and date that I have that ends up with an almost-relationship/bone-a-thon. All three parts are important; and like the tri-force, you can't tear that shit apart and be as powerful and gripping. You need all the damn pieces as well as some curiosity/mystery for you to want to date someone; not just tingling genitalia in the direction of a compatible port... or tingling genitalia in general without the person; you might want to get that looked at. Dating is fun and can lead to awesome things and partnerships, relationships, co-ops in Diablo 3, etc.

My rubric is here: http://tonyt.tumblr.com/Standards

If we didn't, I don't think we'd ever be friends.



Also, I probably would have annihilated/clotheslined/ovary-punched you on sight. :D

For the sake of this question, Battle Royale with Cheese


Now, allow me to drop trow, turn right and hit y'all with some dong talk for how much I heavily dislike/hate/loathe Twilight:

Vampires kill anything/anyone and don't need a damn strict animal diet; nor are they lovesick wussy-ass lamesauce. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they FUCKING BURN TO ASH AS THE INFERNO OF THE SUN MUST DO TO THEM. THEY DON'T WEAR SILVER BLING EITHER. FOCK, MAN.
And the werewolves... seriously, they don't have to be ripped, menacing PUSSIES. THOSE ARE WERE-PUSSIES. you want wolves? GET WOLVES. Not hulking fuck-hat derp-dogs coming straight out of an Epic game. Also, they don't imprint on toddlers/babies/etc., I don't want to imagine Sharkboy or youngblood from Danny Phantom fapping to Toddlers and Tiaras! Also, Cedric Diggory died and became a turbofheggot (I refuse to use the actual word not because it's offensive but because Bobby Patty doesn't even get the pleasure of that).

Seriously. NEVER Twilight. Fuck you, Twi-tards.

You have a lot of potential to be a great person but you sell yourself short and settle for less when there's a whole lot more you can do. You also inadvertently leave yourself open for cheap shots quite a bit. Also, what happened to your man card? You're a good dude but you gotta have some balls, dawg. Let 'em drop. Get bold.

I'm not always the life of the party... But when I am, I'm the most electrifying motherfucker in party entertainment.

Only if the stalker was also attractive...

...and not out to fight me. That would actually be counter-productive to their compliment as I would absolutely fight them.

EXTRA CHEESE.

Always.

Saxophone or drums...


WITH THAT BASS DOWN LOW.

Anything food-related.


I highly respect servers and fast-food working people, but I just can't do it. I would have taken out the death ray and annihilated someone because they didn't like their sandwich.

21 or 25.

It's either like the song "21 and Invincible" or "I can have lower insurance premiums and rent cars!"

What is this? A TUMBLR? ON MY FORMSPRING!?

Just about everything that can be done... awesomely.

I like to run. :)

I don't know why.

If you can live it without regrets for any of your actions. Being able to move freely, spend freely, run freely, live freely. Having genuine friends and meshing into society without fear of social consequence or self-consciousness. Being one with yourself as much as the universe?


Also, a tiny monkey who can assist you with the most meaningless yet entertaining things in the most entertaining ways.

No.


Why would I freeze gum?

Swag is what it is, m'dear.

Those are days when I'm sick.


Or you know, the days when I am fully intent on fucking shit up and doing more than enough work that fucks shit up thereby fucking more shit up; but usually if I don't want to leave bed to arrive somewhere and fuck shit up, it means that shit has been fucked up already and fucked up shit has occurred, which is some fucked up shit. Fucking. Shit. Also, it takes energy to fuck shit up, the energy coming from the chaotic momentum and iner-SHIT-a while fucking shit up. No motivation, no need.

Around 6-7.

My body is weird and likes to "stockpile" sleep, in case of an all-nighter or 24-hr party/sexy time and such. Yes, 24-hr sexy time is possible.

I think I answered this one before.


I exercise six days a week. Usually do something light in the mornings before work/class if I'm not running or doing some form of cardio. I'm constantly bouncing on the balls of my feet which works my calves and lifting things at work which takes care of my arms and shoulders. I mostly do power sets in the gym so I can become stronger and get bigger in size while staying in some form of fit.