It's a living.

Console!? Fine, I guess I'll bring SSX.

... Yes.

I am.

Yeah, but, like masturbation, it leaves me feeling ashamed.

Acrobatics.

Christ, I already do that. It's the miniboss theme from the Scott Pilgrim game.

In short, yes.
In long, I am a whistling virtuoso.

I've only played 1,2 and Chain.

Tom Dan. That is all.

The Vermilion Ripper.

I'd rather not.

Money is always a good incentive.

Anchovies.

Ice cream flavored tobacco,

We go get ice cream and pick up some loose women.

But there are only two of us!

You'll find out at the end of the season.

That's Shippiddge, not me.

But, what do you mean Samus? I'm Tom!

I have. I smoke marijuana once. It wasn't as good as everyone made it out to be.