No, I do not speak pig latin but I can if the need ever arises. Other linguistic capabilities of mine include: English, French, (extremely basic) German and I soon will be able to add Esperanto to this list. I just want to impress you, baby.

Depends what you're planning, baby.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. No.

Boss me about, babes.

Babysitter - yes. Mother - no.

Whatever you've got. It doesn't matter baby. Don't worry about impressing me.

I don't think I'm particularly relaxed with either. You're the only one that can relax me baby.

Not particularly. The last (but one) party I went to, I downed quite a few straight gins. I ended up hiding under a table with some cats for about 10 minutes because I didn't want anyone to see my face.

My only dream is to be with you forever, Formspring. I fucking love you man.

Not when I'm with you, bb. You make me lust-y.

I forgive you anything, bb. Just be honest.

Are you alright, buddy?

Not.

Tissues with my ejaculate on.

Waitressing.

A Happy Death

Older.

Dead.

My boobs.

Europe