Well i try to make my socks match but sometimes they just don't want to. I mean how many different kinds of socks do we own in this house? We've got tall ones, small ones, some as big as your foot.

Mostly yeah unless something happened that makes me think. Otherwise I can fall asleep pretty easily if it's night time, but not day time.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Everything.

O V O

Pirate Name: Toastbeard The Jesterful

Crew Name: Toastkateers

Ship Name: Aurora Toasteealus

I wouldn't have one because I don't have any preferences in anything ever.

It only has eyes for me and me alone.

Moon walk to space and into eternity.

I was in the theater with the audience the whole time. Vat a tweest.

My evil plot will be to blow up the world and my defeat will teach people to check for another doomsday button before declaring the world safe.

The white blob thing with shades from Oreo and the boo berry ghost

My first real dog was named Winnie.

Toasty-O's and each box comes with part of a gun and you can collect them all.

No I would try to figure out why he did this and then go to the Barn Owl Embassy and work this siteeation out diplomatically. Once we sort out the problem they would reimburse me for my troubles, teach me their ways, and give me robotic legs and implant the wings of the owl who wronged me into my back, giving me the powers of flight.

Hoot hoot.

They would all be shitty gray licorice, like not black or red, but just dust flavored gray. And no one would eat them because its bad the end

Because you never stepped in the door.

Because it is cool and has a w in the center which you don't see a lot of in this day and age.

Nah I never tell anyone anything.

On me? Long hair.

On chicks? I don't really mind either way as long as their not extremes. Like hair down to the floor so that you can do bitchin hair whips, or completely shaved to show off the skull tattoos. Too far man. Too far.

Waffles. The holes allow for the strategic placement of various booby traps and pitfalls. A war on a pancake would be ridiculous, nowhere to hide, everything out in the open. Straightforward. Dull. Boring.

But a war on a waffle, that's another story. Brutal. Horrifying. Memorable.