Directions. Going anywhere new is a trial without a few days notice, which I spend going over maps, bus routes, and any landmarks I can find on Google Maps streetview. And even then, I'm known to get lost.
The apartment that I live is one block away from a subway stop on transit... and I can never even remember if it's north or east of it. (North is my best guess right now.)

I usually consider practicality when it comes to superpowers - seeing as how we live in a world without super-villains, it just seems right. So, flying, as I'm rarely near enough water to make underwater breathing worth it, and really, what would you do once you turned into a dog? Go drink from a toilet or something? Idunno.
At least with flying I could make faces at airline pilots.

LEONARD NIMOY?!?!? 8D

Wow, I fail at following politics. It's almost worse, living in Canada, since we get more press and information about the politics in the U.S. than we do about the politics here.
I'm going to cheat and say JFK, because a song once told me he was a robot, and I think a robot politician would be awesome.

I'd probably switch it with my middle name, Dawn. I'm already fairly attached to it, and I think it would do an okay job of representing me.

Fight club! I'm totally into psychological spaz-attacks in movies.

I'd probably learn Charms - they seem the most rounded out and useful in daily life. I'd also be into Magical Beasts or whatever that course is called. I'd probably be in Ravenclaw, since I'm a cowardly, unambitious loner. XD (also because I think I'm pretty smart.)
I'd probably have either a cat or owl as a familiar, but I don't really know enough about wands to pick anything from there.

Of the homunculi, I'd probably be a feminine sloth. (I am so lazy, and I often also fit into the original definition of what sloth was meant to be.)
But as for state alchemists or regular peeps, I'd probably just be someone nondescript - I can't imagine being particularly awesome at anything.

I haven't been showered with NEARLY enough gifts.

The binturong! It's an animal that's like a cross between a bear and a cat(it's actually also known as the Asian Bearcat). Their musk smells like popcorn, and they are known to be kept as pets.
Sounds like something a four-year old would make up, except it doesn't have rollerskates on it's feet.

Saturday, of course. No work, and I can procrastinate on chores like dishes and laundry.

I've never tried green eggs and ham.
Although admittedly, I would be hesitant.

NO WAI!

Christmas. I get together with my family, and eat delicious food. People decorate, and put up pretty lights. And of course there are all the toys.

Both. ;D

No, Two Touques make a Fork.

Only when it comes to something being dropped on your head. When it's the difference between a bump, and crushing your skull, you bet size matters!

NO U

Way too many to pick!
My current favourite, however, is Donnie Darko.

1. Nano-blood. Can't argue with something that will constantly fix me.
2. Eyeballs! I think having eyes like Bato, from Ghost in the Shell would be awesome. Also, see my previous notes on how much vision is awesome.
3. I'd love to have an external hard drive for my brain. That way, I could actually visually sort my thoughts, as well as organize things better.
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Okay, fine, I give up, I pretty much like being human. I can't think of anything else that would actually improve my life. D: