Yea I just dont get asked much.

I dont. Can't remember the last time i even ate any.

I believe it would still bark.

idk but your a disrespectful fuck, and i hope your kids grow up to be disappointments, your son addicted to meth and your daughters brought into human trafficing and prostitution, your spouse will leave your for another person better than you, because you have self esteem issues, and when you die. Ill be there to piss on your grave, if your one of my"friends" lemmie know cuz ill fuck you up too.

If i had a diary i would write when something provoked it, but most thoughts or feelings end up on Facebook or twitter.

Im not.

Cuz my brain is bigger and better than yours.

Wow, hmmm. Kim Kardashian.

Catfish good is only awake at night.

You've seen the end of the internet, stared at it, and pulled universal knowledge out.

I have a few friends that whenever I think of them i get stuck on stupid teenage boy mode. But the person i find the most irresistible, i suppose would be myself, i touch myself everyday.

Front to back first, then back to front, then front to back.

I suppose the gayest thing about myself would be when I look in the mirror and want to fuck myself. Also when harass people on xbox live,explicitly.

If I could be anyone else I would want to be Billy Zane, but only if could opt out of the Phantom.

Team, Girls come on you do better then this mindless drivel. Expect more for yourselves and stop drooling over 17 year old boys.. you fucking pedo's

I've always wanted to go to Napa Valley for a fresh California dinner, wine. A limo out to the beach, more wine( I like wine ) a blanket and staring at the stars, until whenever.

Well Thomas, I think that I like everyone at first. Once I get to know a person is how I decide if they are worth my time.

Who is Chris Hansen? Why should I care?

I would want to party with you of course.

Nothing. A life based on hurting, or ending others isnt a worthwhile life. Immortality is a curse.