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asked by IdinkyI was going through back pages of dealbraeker submissions, and found your post. It was flattering, and then I read your blog and found you to be a great writer. so i followed you!
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I'm under house arrest, so I'm not a really fun date.
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probably because i spend too much time on the internet.
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Yes re: single
Eh re: ready to mingle.
is anyone ever ready to "mingle?"
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when i was 10 i stole five dollar bills from my little brother's piggy bank and bought ninja turtles with them.
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that i'm a horrible person.
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If you've got money, just get out here. If you need a change of pace and you've got money for some rent, you'll be fine. the weather's nice and mild here in december.
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The crippling fear that I'll never be as good as the arbitrary expectations I've set for myself keeps me from moving forward sometimes. Oh, and CHEESECAKE!
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so you didn't actually ask a question, because there's not hypothetical wedding? I don't know what to do.
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If by craziest you mean worst, i'd say being blackout drunk in 11th grade at a friend's house for a party/gathering (vodka and OJs so strong you could never call them screwdrivers), getting insane, taking my shirt off, and being placed in a bathtub by my friends so i'd stop running around, where i then proceeded to puke on the wall of the bathtub and watch it run down the wall onto me. Shame shame shame.
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an ant hill!*
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I don't get it. It's a meta meta joke joke. I can't understand it. seriously, i understood inception and i don't get hipsterrunoff. i feel like a dolt.
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asked by hannahfish
okay here are my rules: no fighting while i'm eating, no hitting below the belt and above the knees (shins/ankles are fine), and leave my family alone. besides that, let's do this thing.
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I haven't read it in years but I have fond memories of reading it and laughing out loud. Enjoy, soulmate!
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You are nice. I am envisioning that you are the girl of my dreams, and not a 47 year old IT guy named Tad who lives in his parents poolhouse.
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