There is no victor; they doomed to wage this cataclysmic war against one another until the end of time itself.

I will die before I willingly put a picture of my younger self online.

I would love to, one day,

LUIGI!

No. Imagine running over an animal in your car and hearing it yell abuse at you?

Do bus journeys count? If so, then around 9/10 hours through the night.

Orion by Metallica.

The past. There are so many little moments that I remember fondly that I'd like to relive.

The tears of orphans.

Heights are scared of me.

About an hour if I'm lucky.

Never. Today one sock is red, one is blue. They're from the same set though, so in a way I guess they match.

You laughed at my misfortune of plunging from a cliff?! Lynda, how could you?

That's not the only thing I can do fast. ;) Uhh...yeah. #nonsensicalinnuendoesFTW

Sorry, could you repeat that? I didn't make it past 'wanted you on me' before jizzing everywhere.

A wrap from Tesco. It was for me; I never share food.

Yes, sometimes.

I believe I can, yes.

I wear stripy jumpers a lot I guess...

The past. The future looks too bleak to be of interest at the moment. Although going into the past raises many potential paradoxes and whatnot...