hard to say because I golf right handed and shoot pool left

stretch, coffee, wipe eyes for 30 minutes, stretch again till I am awake. This is usually accomplished by 2 PM

the same way I celebrated the day I was born - in bed in a fetal position and crying

yes, always

Jeff Zurowski - http://www.lulu.com/shop/jeff-zurowski/the-windowless-soul/paperback/product-12929516.html

Maroon. Because he's so pissed his name is so close to 'moron' that he just feels like kicking ass.

Yes, and it's embarrassing! They see a photo, they just take it. They should get their own.

tongue

soap

yes, since I don't see myself there

Pirates. 4-3. Homer, bottom of the ninth! Kiss it goodbye!

what the hell is a god visor?

Yes! The night before a golfed a really nice course, I dreamed about it. Then, the next day, it happened. Is that some sh*t or what?!

No! A lot of those bastards don't like me and would be telling all kinds of lies about me.

future, because past...pffft! Been there done that.

depends who's doing the inviting.

only if there are bears up there.

As far as they know, yes.

How interesting would life be if everything matched everything?

I'm glad I am entertaining someone lol. Hope your sinuses clear up. I'm stuffy too. All the spring bloom here.