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      Jules Verne is a marvelous man, and we should always credit this incredible inventor for all we have now.
      And-- WHAT? I'm no film version of EPCOT Whatever attractions! Why, just because we have the seas, dinosaurs, the land, inventions, inovations, imagination, transportation and PROGRESS on our movie doesn't mean that we are a film version of pish posh 80's attractions that still have a gigant fanbase! Now, would you care for some tea IN YOUR FACE?

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      Formspring is a marvelous tool to break the your dimension making everyone know everything about you.
      ... NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

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      Nine-Eye prefers Star Trek, but I'll go with Star Wars. It warms the gyros of my heart.

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      The Dream Machine. Oh... I'd take that baby for a ride anytime now!

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      I prefer chanillate. Its like strawmelberron. Or a banorana.

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      Oh, my friend. I am there. Flashy lights, marvelous parties for us extinct attractions... And we hate being brought back, poor Captain EO was enjoying a party and got called back. A sad day...

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      Why yes I am. I am looking forward to being that guy. But apparently they always chose the guy on the 2nd row to the left of the screen.

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      Yes, I have. And yes, I did- but of course that only caused a TIME PARADOX that made my visit back in time UNEXISTABLE, therefore rendering my attempts to make Mr. Disney stop smoking useless.

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      I had to go... to the future! In order to find out better ways to get rid of unfurtonate little blue aliens- of course, my time machine failed thanks to a certain one-eyed monster not wanting my return so I am stuck in the planet Zhackalackawooha- but that isn't true because it doesn't exists- I'm actually hidden underground by the way.

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The creator of the incredible Time Machine!

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