Let me put my answer things into your question box.
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The scorned woman.
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We pay at least a couple grand per agency (We have at least 8 subscriptions.) per month for a set amount of subscription downloads. And that's not counting exclusive pics which cost an assload more in premiums. So when you see ads on the site, it's so I can afford to keep it loaded with pretty pictures.
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She did not. I no longer believe in love.
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Star Wars: Clone Wars. Because who needs to get laid, amirite?
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They did. Though to my mother's credit, she eventually realized that shit was a tad out of control and thus my Ninja Turtles were spared. That said, I was 16 before I was allowed to watch The Simpsons.
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Did you see that last question? Random women want to send me topless photos because I make fun of celebrities.
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I think your mom had sex with a blood relative again and forgot to abort the baby.
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Based on your success, I'm going to assume you didn't listen to a single word I said.
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I look into my bag of fucks and proceed to not give one out.
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Dick jokes.
Piles and piles of dick jokes. -
Hold on. Let me put on this egg costume.
Or would you prefer a Stegosaurus in heels? -
Get them early and often.
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How hairy are we talking? Do I need a Sherpa?
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You've got a lame picture for a guy who, uh.. asks questions!
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Yes. Only in elementary school though.
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BuzzMedia does manage the Karadashians site, but they're are actually pretty awesome about never asking me to write/not write anything about those gaggle of whores.
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Winter, by a landslide.
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I'm amazed you even had to ask this. Of course you should.
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