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Punch her in the face then leave the kid outside of a church in a basket.
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Anal. The only way to know is anal.
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The kind that I leave at the store because I never purchase them.
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I want to carry him around in a Baby Bjorn.
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Over the last five years it's been me. Prior to that the site went through a revolving door of writers who wrote, to the best of my knowledge, 2-3 months stints at a time. Todd at IDLYITW was one of them and so was Michael Swaim at Cracked.com
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At this point, it's mostly just to watch people like you have their heads explode.
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I've always been at terms with the fact that I'm not funny and I assume a dick-joke telling robot is in the works.
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The black guy.
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He goddamn better.
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Are these others mouth sexing me or trying to get me to join a pyramid scheme which is apparently their idea of "getting together for a few drinks," I fucking hate you [redacted] and [redacted]. You know what let's just go with alone. I'm more relaxed alone.
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I think George Zimmerman should be in jail for murder.
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You'd think.
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Hourly like a normal person.
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Well they actually raised me to be an evangelical Christian Republican, my mom actually hoped I'd write Christian children's book, and this is how I turned out. Read into that as a success or an epic blowing up in the face.
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Dlisted, IDLYITW, Lainey Gossip. Jezebel is starting to grow on me, though I feel like labeling it a gossip blog is an insult.
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I, uh, immediately delete them. Yes, that stuff.
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Never.
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