I assume Linux.

Mostly because I've never used it.

Captain America.

Whoever wins

We lose.

One time a dreamed a dream where I was awake and after that I was awake.

Swimming a puddle of your own filth builds character.

They're not identical.

But they tend to both be socks.

It just looks like Smash Bros. again.

Not that that's bad. Smash Bros. is fun and the playstation has had some neat characters in its existence.

What it really needs is something to distinguish itself from Smash Bros. All video games take something that has been done, and the good ones add something new.

That's really going to determine whether or not the game will be worth playing.

Everybody Hates Genie.

As many different kinds of cheese as are in the fridge slapped onto bread and grilled in a skillet with butter until golden brown.

Sandwich perfection.

I like how the questions are slowly becoming very specific yes or no questions.

I put on a tuxedo before I masturbate.

Bald.

Yes.

No further details.

Ponies.

I complain about video games I have never played on the internet.

Incidentally, this is also what I like to do when I am not feeling sick.

My gigantic cock.

My real name is average.

Every day I want to hang myself when I am reminded that my internet moniker is Genie.

A bear.

Then everyone would be like "Oh shit a bear"

And I'd be like "Nah, it's just me, Genie."

And that's when the magic happens.