There's quite a few actually.
1.) The reason why Dragonball Z consisted of a lot of constant talking and very little fighting at times is because the Z warriors have a condition known as Cerebralball Z.
2.) "Sir, the victim was found to have traces of semen in their eyes." "Well then, it seems that the victim..." *puts on sunglasses* "didn't see him coming." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
3.) The reason why only Shaggy and Scooby were the only ones to ever see "ghosts" is because they're just hallucinating from drugs or being high. They're also always hungry because they have the munchies.
4.) ''Sir, Bruce Willis was found dead, he died of a viagra overdose.'' ''Well, i guess...'' *puts on sunglasses* ''...he died hard.'' YEEAAAAHHHHHH!
5.) Discount Double Choke!! (because the Packers lost in the playoffs).

ehh, kinda. like i believe in the afterlife, I just don't know if there's actual ghosts floating around the earth just being weird.

just glad that today's menu doesn't consist of campus cafe food haha

I look for people who are fun, have a great sense of humor, awesome or unique personality, honest, aren't douchebags/bitches, act like real friends, and some nerdiness to them (especially with girls). Liking sports, pop culture, and especially videogames would be a major plus. What turns me off are people who think they're better than everyone else and especially people who keep flaking out on you all the time. Can't stand that shit.

Tyrannitar, Kyogre, Empoleon, Palkia, Froslass, and Magmortar. Try going up against that shit!

I guess I'm more idealistic since I like to dream real big and give myself kinda extreme goals. Plus, i think that being more practical doesn't allow you to be the best that you could possibly be. Like, if you were more practical, you wouldn't have the chance to get or reach something or someone a lot better than you realistically think that you can get.

Thing is, I don't think I have any stalkers lol.

Anybody who knows me should right off the bat know the answer to this.

Outer space has always been something that's always interested me ever since I was a little kid. I really hope that one day, we'll be able to go past our galaxy and see more of space and find other forms of life out there. So of course I would travel into space and beyond. Plus moving around in a zero gravity environment would be really awesome.

I only hate towards people who deserve to be hated. Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, Osama, Hitler, Anders Breivik, Soulja Boy, Taylor Swift, just to name a few ;)

Tight schedule? Fuck that, I'm all about going with the flow. I'm too laid back to be obeying some schedule all the time :p

Kristine, I'm too much of a 90's kid to have just one favorite show opening. Prepare for an insane nostalgia trip :)

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Well unfortunately, I've never been on a date before. But there's two main deal-breakers for me. Girls who smoke cigarettes really turn me off. Another one are girls who keep playing the whole "dumb girl" role rather than talking about something interesting and stimulating as well. Other than that, I'm usually pretty accepting of different types of girls.

Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie hands down. Of course, Pokemon is no doubt tied with these games as well. Oh yeah, and Super Smash Bros. And Golden Sun.

I just have to default this and say Christianity. I've grown up with the religion since I was a kid so it's kinda been stuck with me ever since. Plus, it's the religion that makes the most sense to me than any other one that I know of. Another thing, the words in the bible are actually really inspiring and truthful. So many great quotes come from that book.

...seriously? a dating site? come on, i'm not signing up for that shit. if u got a crush on me, then tell me that in person.

I love music so much that I can't really pick a single favorite. So I'll list my top 10 musicians.
*Old School rappers get a special place above #1. (Tupac, Biggie, Run DMC, Naughty By Nature, NWA, Wutang Clan, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Big Pun, Nas, Sugarhill Gang, Common)

1.) Pogo (look at his music on Youtube. his username is Fagottron. he makes the most amazing stuff.)
2.) Charles Hamilton (listen to his song called Windows Media Player)
3.) Kanye West
4.) Lupe Fiasco
5.) B.O.B.
6.) Drake
7.) DJ Tiesto
8.) Daft Punk
9.) Trey Songz
10.) Alicia Keys

I like many more artists too like Usher, Nelly, Young Jeezy, Outkast, Lil Wayne (sorta), The-Dream, Utada Hikaru, Ayumi Hamasaki, Mariah Carey, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, The Game, TI, Three 6 Mafia, R. Kelly (the fact that he can sing Gospel songs and explicit songs so well), T-Pain, Akon, Ne-Yo, The Black Eyed Peas, Nicole Scherzinger, Keri Hilson, Beyonce, and Fergie.

My favorite genres are pretty much Rap, R&B, Techno/Trance/House/Dance, and some Rock.

Hey Emily! What a nice surprise. I'm proud to say that my major is Computer Science in the Software Engineering field. I picked it for many reasons. For one, I've liked computers since I was like 6. My main reason though is because I want to ultimately get into videogame design. I've had this massive and epic videogame idea that I've been building up ever since I was 15 and i truly believe that if I can make it exactly the way I want it to, it would be the best game ever. But, if for some dumb reason I can't get into game design, I can still be a Software Engineer or a programmer. If you want, I can tell you all about my game idea sometime :)

Pop Tarts, Reeses Puffs, Mago Juice, and Fruit Punch.

I'm more than glad you asked :) One thing that i miss a lot is just the general atmosphere and how things work over there. I found it really cool how I could freely buy pirated CD's and DVD's there for a super low price and not have to worry about breaking the law. Also, haggling prices at shops for stuff like electronics and clothes. The banks and restaurants are real nice as well. Pretty much, I just miss the Nigerian lifestyle. But, I still prefer living in America. USA!! USA!!