*In a sense*

*Slenderman gives no fucks*

*You better HOPE he didn't get married*

*Slenderman is confused, why would you tell him this*

*He probably knows who caused it* *ZALGO*

*Slenderman /doesn't/ catch a cold, nothing changes*

*Slenderman is nobodys' pet!*

*Slenderman eats the image*

!
*Why, it's a distorted version of one of Slenderman's old friends!*

*You can't do that to Slenderman!*

*Slenderman is being molested*
*The horror*

*Why would you ask slenderman this*

*He has seen @SlenderOne and @SlenderMane*

*Slendercackle*

*Nothing*

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*He also notes that's racist*