STRAIGHT, I used to have a fucking jewfro when I was a kid, it's gone now. :/

Silly Winnie.

Retard.

You come across an old lady, she's walking alone and whistling. You ask her ... BE YOU ANGELS!? AND SHE SAYS NEIGH, WE ARE BUT MEN, ROCK. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAUOHOHOH OWOAHWOAHWOW, WOAHWOAHWOW, OHHHEEOOHHEEEOHEEOH.

what? like shampoo and stuff? ... yeah, otherwise my hair would smell like shit. And I use hairspray too... so it smells like shit anyways.

Probably, trousers are awesome.

the worlds largest sausage festival? literally speaking? I like sausage just as much as the next man but homosex definitely occurs there and I have no problem with that either. :')

2, so I can sandwich my hand between them beneath my head.

er, no.

Super Saiyan Jesus, Master of planet Jew.

every Thursday at 6:45 pm I have a bowl of chocolate cheerios, a shave, a back flip and I tan for 10 minutes straight and then at 6:46 pm i'm all like how the fuck is that even possible? so that's probably when I attempt the full arm length in the rectum.

What are you sellin?

Yeah something to do with a detective show about some blind guy called McCallum....

Yeah, it's alright... fuck all there to be honest and too many homeless people.

Jack Whitehead has a talent for talking shit.

many.

yop.

eerrrrrp Tea

probably pokemon if im honest D: Or Zelda 2