"The Good, The Bad and The ugly" soundtrack.

NO!!!

I can tell the difference between Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

No thankyou.

BQ's are amazing, and they are coming back in a big way. Trust me*.
*don't trust me.

Stuffing. Nothing compares.

A big one.

51....OH DAMMIT!!!!

Well...mostly anything...maybe no questions about David Duchovny.

"There is no god, and the cage wasn't 30 feet."
(Phil Brooks, your cheque is in the mail.)

The wet ones.

Private Jet. That transforms into a luxury yacht. And comes with a spaghetti buffet.

I'm not superstitious, because I know that's unlucky.
(Jerry Lawler, your cheque is in the mail.)

...first of all, you should really get someone around to check that gas leak. Second, what?

Answering this question!!!

"An Innocent Man". So if I ever get charged with a crime and have to go to court the judge would have to say "Today, we are trying, An Innocent Man."
(Lano & Woodley, your check is in the mail)

If my fake birth certificate is anything to go by, the steam engine.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Call everyone up in the phone book and tell them to watch Troma films or else you will call them up again.

Chimpanzee's, especially when they dress up and dance.