Ask me how to not get a job

RSS Feed
  1. All responses Most smiled responses
    1. David Kaa
      9 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using only 3 words, what would you say to me? ...Note: If you comment, you must copy and paste this as your status. So I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport. Play along

      asked by piratebitch

      It wasn't me.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    2. David Kaa
      9 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      (if you're brave you'll send this to all your followers) : whats your honest opinion of me? :)

      asked by singlescarlett

      Cool

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile 1
    3. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Why are people so rude?

      asked by honeyisevil

      How the fuck do I know.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile 1
    4. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      How far would you go to get your own way?

      asked by honeyisevil

      Not very. It's just easier to give up than to try.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    5. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Tea or coffee?

      asked by honeyisevil

      What are you, a commie? Men gave their lives in war so we didn't have to drink afternoon tea. It's just unamerican.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    6. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Osama Bin Laden's Dead. Thoughts?

      I think you need to learn the proper use of an apostrophe.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    7. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Do you like Paris Hilton?

      Boo!

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    8. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      What's one thing you do every day?

      asked by honeyisevil

      Try to find my pants.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    9. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Walmart, Target or Kmart?

      asked by honeyisevil

      Target - less Darwinian. Although, I can't afford it.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    10. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Do you burn incense in your home?

      asked by honeyisevil

      I should really start.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    11. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Where would you bury a hidden treasure?

      asked by honeyisevil

      Your ass.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile 1
    12. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Gingers? yay or nay?

      Just creepy.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    13. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      What was the greatest halloween costume you ever had?

      asked by honeyisevil

      A wet nap.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    14. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Do you always smile for pictures?

      asked by honeyisevil

      No, I use the middle finger. It doesn't leave aging lines.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    15. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      What is your personal saying? we all have one...

      If they can't take a joke, f*** 'em.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    16. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      What do you wear to bed?

      asked by honeyisevil

      No pants.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile 1
      • honeyisevil
    17. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      Ever stolen a street sign? (I have lol)

      asked by honeyisevil

      I stole a handicap crossing one last night.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    18. David Kaa
      10 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      If you would receive a planet , what would you do with it ?

      asked by TeoNica

      Throw it away. Who the fuck gives you a plant? That's like going, "Happy Birthday, here's some bark mulch."

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    19. David Kaa
      11 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      are you the kidn of person that "wants to see a manager" when you have bad service?

      asked by 09Jessi1985

      I'm the kinda guy that will burn the fucking building down.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
    20. David Kaa
      11 months ago
      TheManwife via Spring

      WHY??

      asked by Pepperzzzz

      Because I said so.

      Comments 0 · ·
      Smile
friends
172 followers
smiles
12 all-time

David Kaa’s Bio

I don't have a job

Advertisement

Who David Kaa responded to

  • You Jezebel!
  • Christal
  • Teri
  • Edible
  • pepper
  • Nonya
  • Carey
  • Trisha Fogleman
  • jennifer quillen
See all »

Who is following David Kaa

  • Paula Kelley
See all »