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      I can't say I'm a fan of the guy. All of his films are quite well made, but they do nothing for me. His style just isn't my cup of tea, I suppose.

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      When I wake up, yes. Though over the course of the day I tend to forget them.

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      I have no idea man, there's way too many bad ones to choose just one. XD

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      ... Yeah. There are people who can't do that? >_> <_<

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      I think so, Brain. But how are we going to tie my shoe laces with Jason Bateman's dental dams?

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      I'm guessing this is a -single- vampire or zombie, correct?

      If so, is it a Romero style zombie, one of the Return of the Living Dead breed or a 28 Days Later rage zombie?

      What kind of Vampire we dealin' with? Traditional, Dracula type?


      There's just too many questions. =P

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      Sometimes I worry about you and your questions, Formspring...

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I'm a reviewer of the macabre.