I don't do well half-naked in the sun.

I don't rightly know which person I last spoke to in person there are just so many persons around and I'm just one person you know I can't talk to every person.

(I need to find "I CAN SEE IN THE PARENTHESIS, GUYS! ;n;" Like, soon.)

I dance like an egg noodle having an epileptic seizure.

Water. I drink a lot of water while I work.
And then I pee.
...
Not in the patient.

On work days, eggs. Really quickly. If I actually start my work day in the morning.

(Whoever justaguynamednick@yahoo.com is or whatever needs to reset Maddie's account for me. :'c)

I used to try and play Operation.
With really severe Parkinson's.
So much buzzing.

Me going to a concert would probably end in a few broken limbs.
MY few broken limbs. :c

Better than yesterday. D:
Alice was out with some guy for a while, so she made me take care of her cat and it peed on my white shirt.

(Avery.
Don't ever change.)

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I cut people open for a living and even I find this disturbing.

(Thank you again. lD)

(I was confused about this sentence so I squinted in confused then I read the booty thing and laughed and I'm so confused but thank you. D: I got the urge to finish it today because that song came on.)

I don't, I swear. D:

Well, being ten feet tall does make a guy a little dizzy.

If I didn't, I would be screwed. I'm a busy person.

Married.