As someone who has never tried this particular brand of toothpaste, I can most certainly assure you that this is the case. After only a week of claiming to use it, and telling people that it worked, I earned myself a ton of advertising money!

Okay, not really.

...

(whispers) Call me, Colgate!

All three. If I'm running naked through the town centre, I've either only just woken up, or am still asleep. And if I'm going to the trouble of sleep-running through the town centre, I might as well go into the bakery and get myself something to eat while I'm there!

I don't know. You have made me realize that there is in fact a massive hole in my cockroach contingency plan. I'll have to form a committee to come up with a solution - and perhaps start an inquiry into why such an important detail hadn't been worked out by the previous contingency plan.

Close the door and open it again to see if she's really there, or if I'm finally going cray.

I flip the table and run away. I would also set fire to the entire room if I had access to some kind of flamethrower. Perhaps that would be a wise investment.

Sometimes, sure. Not really any more than any other industry, however. Think of how gamers are treated by the mainstream media, for example.
You can't really do anything to improve it, it's just a fact of life. People who don't understand your hobby will look down on it and you, as being beneath them. And, of course, anyone who doesn't share your hobby must therefore be beneath you.

No old is too old to be wota. Why is that even a question? It's like saying, "How old is too old to listen to music?"

World record for the most jokes that fell flat? Seems like something I could achieve.

Haven't I answered this before? Chess club. I sucked.
Then the Latin club. That place was awesome~ Where else would you get to watch the movie Gladiator in school? :D

Give my powers back to Maasa - they aren't for mortal men to be messing with.

Backwards. I feel much safer when I can't actually see what I'm about to crash into.

Dran? I believe it's an anglo-saxon word for a bee.
As for my real name? No-one's quite sure. Most common theory is that it means "Exalted One", or something to that effect.

Gary the Snail, of course.

There's a very disturbing trend at Idol events and concerts when they come to the west to perform where the vast majority of the audience are completely lifeless. It has been rationalized by some by saying that wotagei is a uniquely Japanese way of enjoying a concert, and that if they are visiting America or Europe, then the fans should support them in a more American or European manner.

While there's nothing inherently wrong with that, I'm not entirely sure where just standing and staring during a live concert is considered a cultural norm.

So yeah, I would encourage actively taking part in a concert, either through wotagei or dancing or whatever you like. If there's one thing I abhor it's the lifeless zombies who attend those events just to stand and stare.

Tuberoinfundibular. It's an awesome sounding word, and it's actual meaning is wasted on it.

That would of course be @dean_rainey! Who else?

Trying to take over the world. 24 hours just isn't enough.

I made Zukki is fat jokes on the internet. Aren't I wild~?!

The unsinkable Zukki.
It's a good name, I feel.

I eat. Lots of junk food. ^^;;;