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    1. Bizza

      I don't dwell on such things. Sounds too much like regret... or senseless nostalgia, depending on the situation.

    2. Bizza

      Well, technically, I don't really need a pinky finger... but on the other hand, Larry King is just so freaking hawt, and I've always wanted to get busy with a sea-monster... mmmm... old man breath...

    3. Bizza

      My Uncle Randy. He has calming influence and such a kind, thoughtful, gentlemanly nature. I've always aspired to behave just like him whenever I grow up, and I always find myself falling just short.

    4. Bizza

      World domination. Duh. Once I'm ruler of the world, I can pretty much dictate how much butt sex I'm authorized to have! Come on! give me something more challenging...

    5. Bizza

      Peacefully, in my sleep, after weeping from having realized that I had no more worlds to conquer.

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    7. Bizza

      Morgan Freeman. He's already played God and Nelson Mandela. Given our last three Commanders In Chief (current one included) he may be slightly overqualified.

Bizza’s Bio

I work in PC tech support to pay the bills, write to fuel my passion, and dream to preserve my sanity.