We will find a reason to bring you in, Decepticon!

That is... Hmm. Good for you?

Order!

I don't get it.

http://ask.fm/TheAutotroopers Law enforcement has arrived!

My complex doesn't allow pets...

AAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THAT

It's boring being a guard! I want to be back on the street, where all the excitement is!

@SentinelMagnus Isn't going to like this....

*Once that comm is over he turns to another autotrooper in a security room, who is watching the security feeds* I just got the weirdest comm.

WHY

Right. Listen, I can't actually dispatch anyone, I'm just an autotrooper. I do know two of the bots on the Earth team, but I don't know their current status. *He sends the frequencies of @CommTechRequiem and @AutobotBumblebe*

Yeah, have fun with your "Bananas"... I guess?

Uh, are you in need of assistance in finding your "bananas"? I'm pretty sure we have a team on Earth right now.

*The Autotroopers scramble about, trying to dodge arrows*

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? *they are all flailing*

I'm guessing that's what those organics on Earth call their food?

*They nod, medics already arriving to take them away for just that. Medics approach you as well* Medic: Please come with us, you need repairs.

We are advancing slowly, but he threatened to use force if we get too close. We aren't sure what he is capable of, so we are erring on the side of caution. It should be safe for you to go get him, sir. Our shield-troopers won't let any harm come to you.

*An autotrooper hands you the pistol. From the command center you can see that some troopers with large shields are in front of the others, they have him cornered* Here you go, sir.

Sir yes sir. When you arrive on scene we will transfer the pistol to your possession. We are keeping static distance around the escaped prisoner, he is surrounded.