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i'm taking my fingers and breaking them individually over the corner of a desk
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ah yes, the ol' brown strap
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it's the thizzness
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you thought wrong, shit-train
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it has been, you stupid gayshit
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Well, the best way to think about this in an objective way is the following: Are you wearing it in season, and is there a military equivalent that does the job better? And no, when I say military I mean military. Cats wearin them terrorist scarves before they set they IEDs while combatants, ain't straight up soldiers in the traditional sense. There is no no camouflage santa hats, or navy seal poker visors and absolutely no tactical combat scarf. There are balaclavas, and terrorists should wear that shit too.
If a dude wearin a scarf during winter during acceptable coldness and ain't fixing to blow up a building or rob a bank, he get a pass.
But if it's summer and he strollin in the daytime on the west coast with he messenger bag and it adorned with buttons that got passages of he favorite authors, feel free to rob that dude or shoot up he church. -
Well, that's the conundrum of theoretical pain tolerance upon a death that has not come yet. A ruptured gut from overeating, while the faster of the two would certainly be the more painful way to go. But then you gotta think of any time you've shit your pants as an adult, and then extrapolate that shit over hours as your intestines are awash in shit and partly digested food and all manner of acids. And the smell can't be particularly enjoyable either. I remember dad always telling me that he'd always take a clean shot instead of a shot to the gut on a deer, because man ruptured stomach inside and out makes you stink on a whole new level of stink.
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alligator fuckhouse, in clinical terms is biting somebody's neck mid-fuck, and entering an alligator-esque "death roll", sometimes preceded with an endearing scream of "ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE" or something incomprehensible. i wonder how many times this happens when it isn't at gun-point
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Alligator fuckhouse. Is this a serious fucking question. You're killing this site with questions like this, people! IT WILL, HAS BEEN, AND WILL ALWAYS BE ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE.
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Man, you'd figure this'd be tough. Probably Goatmon. One could write a detailed decalogue on the reasoning and rationale for ending his life but three principle traits stand out. Ocarina, furry, brown nose.
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Naw. Today was spent consoling ma. Apparently she had a real shitty day at college, all ballin' her eyes out.
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it's bad as throat cancer and four times slower
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It is generally bad form to play another cat's game on he console if he gone. Ask yourself a better question, is it your console? I always asked my roommates if I could play they games.
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if i can try for this year i will
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no i do not
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You should have your Gay Dad open the door to your closet that you are in because you are gay.
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It's my Call Sign from the 'Nam. Back when I was in the bush, nailin' japs and pushing back the Huns out of Poland.
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Yes. E-mail my webzone and get a free pizza roll.
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