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I don't. I really kind of suck at it. Also: meds.
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I don't know about balti, but I've heard that usually less is more.
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Only when it's about you.
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Ten and a half or eleven, depending on the shoe and/or what it "means" to have a "shoe size" of either "ten and a half" or "eleven."
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Technically, this is not a question. Both question and response are rhetorical. Enjoy.
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Fire extinguisher.
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There's no such thing as a stupid answer. Only stupid people.
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My son once gave me a trophy specially engraved with "world's greatest dad." The whole thing was his idea. I nearly broke into two, maybe three pieces.
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Oh yes. I live in a white house.
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Ha. Very funny. "[Y]ou and your parents" is absolutely not "completely alone." That is like the opposite of completely alone. It's like, I don't know... leave me alone.
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I'm extremely good at hiding my narcissism behind "privacy issues."
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IF we pay attention, they can teach us different forms of love and work and honor and joy and loyalty and priorities and grace. Most importantly, they can teach us how to just be who we are. But it probably takes a lifetime of practice for a human to be who they actually are. And then it's over. For now.
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Wow. I'm flattered. And by flattered I mean "who the Hell is Groucho Marx, and what am I doing inside this dog?" Almost everyone makes me laugh sometimes. Otherwise life wouldn't be worth salting.
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Your underwear. At least twice a week. And before every interview. Even telephone interviews (they can tell).
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Terry Bain’s Bio
Author of You Are a Dog and We Are the Cat
