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    1. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 18 Sep 11

      Do you like to drink soda?

      Formspring question of the day

      Do you?

    2. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to Wegra 18 Sep 11

      When a person says no....

      Negative.

    3. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 23 Aug 11

      How would you tell your crush that you like them?

      Click to check out We the Kings 'Say you Like Me' video debu…

      to their face. i ain't no BITCH.

    4. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to Wegra 23 Aug 11

      My friend likes to drizzle honey on his nipples can I do the same to you?

      get away from me.

    5. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to Wegra 23 Aug 11

      I am the sexiest Jew in Hyrule Got any rupees?

      what.

    6. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to wolfhaley 23 Aug 11

      do you like anyone right now?

      yes. i do.

    7. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 23 Jun 11

      If you were in a rock band what would you name it?

      Formspring question of the day

      Tootie Pang.

    8. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 22 May 11

      What was your favorite childhood meal?

      Formspring question of the day

      Food.

    9. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to MistaC87 22 May 11

      What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

      Drink it.

    10. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 16 May 11

      What TV show do you wish was still on the air?

      Formspring question of the day

      The good ones.

    11. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 16 May 11

      Are you the reason why I'm pregnant?

      Most likely.

    12. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 11 May 11

      Are you the reason why Goatse.cx exists?

      Probably.

    13. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 11 May 11

      What movie can you watch again and again and never get sick of?

      Formspring question of the day

      Not sure.

    14. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 11 May 11

      Do you sometimes fantasize about have relations with Colin Firth?

      Who?

    15. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to Formspring 9 Mar 11

      Where's the most embarrassing place your cell phone has ever gone off?

      Announcing Formspring SMS

      During the moment of silence.

    16. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 9 Mar 11

      uhh did you know about this site? www.bit.ly/hsnabO i know those free iphone sites are usually dumb but this 1 actually worked lol.. put in ur email. btw whats ur AIM

      WHO ARE YOU

    17. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to xLaney 28 Jan 11

      Why don't hookers like me?

      Probably because penises.

    18. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 22 Jan 11

      hi you have new year resolution?

      nope

    19. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy 26 Dec 10

      BLACK SNATCH

      fuck you man.

    20. Chris is lame.
      TehSlapHappy responded to AutumnMarieTehe 16 Jul 10

      What would you do if a banana asked you for a spoon?

      Fork it.

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