An excellent question... I'd like something classic... but also something totally random. Perhaps the Sneezy Lemony.

....I'm going to assume you're talking abou the non-sexual versions, widely popular with children worldwide. Well, I haven't played with toys for a long time, so I'll stick to modern gadgetry and say my laptop.

Sharks.

Great when it's being used correctly for students who need it, but easy to get abused.

Yes, but not for too long.

Lloyds.

I speak some very basic French, and a few Welsh phrases.

I love Hermione, I think she is an incredible character. I also like Draco Malfoy, I think he has a real depth to the "bully" character, and Rowling manages to make him sympathetic without decending into cliched steroetypes.

A jar of tikka masala sauce and a bottle of Coke. Guess what I'm having for tea tonight!

Not really, no.

Amen.

The traditional way.

Noon is loverly.

Probably working in a call centre for the rest of my life.

Curly, definitely.

Moderately spicy food, yes.

Because we are all people at the end of the day.

Yeah, pretty much. My boyfriend showed me a video of one of the runners setting a new world record and while I think "good for him!" and am glad he's done it, I'm not exactly head over heels. It doesn't really affect my life one way or the other. I'm just not a sports fan.

Equality of opportunity.

Yes, I have a brother.