-
-
Lose weight, get a girlfriend, and make more shit.
-
Wow i forgot I have formspring. I guess I'll agree to hang out with you anon lol
-
-
Because I have a restraining order against him. Explain how Zooey Deschanel and fucking Katy Perry look exactly alike yet they're never in the same room either? Explain how Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas look exactly alike and are never in the same room. Explain magnets? FUCKING MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?
-
Maybe! no. Not at all. How would I be the nigga with the red hat if he stalks me home and once put a gun in my mouth? How the fuck would I turn into a hardcore drug addict at night, but by day I'm not feinding for a fix? This is physically impossible.
-
Fuck yeah. If you were livin in florida in some trailer with a girl you don't know and there wasn't shit to eat since you couldn't go out and buy food cause the bitch was on meth more than you were and top it off you were sleeping 3 days straight a week and the only thing that came in and out the house were rats that were eating the remnants of your bastard daughter hannah, then you'd yoke up some rats and eat them shits whole. Besides, THEY TASE GOOD!
-
When he fucking comes back to New York. Thats when.
-
Yeah true, I saw him reading Nietzsche and petting a wolf while smoking a hand rolled joint. He was wearing a tweed suit.
-
HE IS FUCKING NUTS I'M NOT GONNA DO SHIT I AM SCARED OF THAT FUCKING GUY! HE CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH A CINDERBLOCK AND KILLED MY DOG AND ATE IT OFF THE CURB! I CANNOT FUCK WITH HIM!
-
I wrote this in the B.C. D.C. O-section, If you don't believe me go get bagged and check then. Cell number 17 up under the top bunk, I say this not to be mean, wish bad luck, or pop junk.
-
I've been asked this on here a odd amount of times. Yes I like someone. I like someone a lot.
-
No. I'm working on a surrealistic sci-fi compilations film. 4 shorts making 1 film. It's about a guy who has 4 choices and each short is an alternate reality where we get to see all 4 choices play out, and the complete differences between them. The thing is he always ends up in the same place. The film is centered on the idea of fate.
-
I got them mixed up. I tend to do things like that when not re-reading over something I wrote, which I do very often. For the record I AM a director/writer.
-
That was a quote on what someone said on his Formspring. I was simply asking why was woman in parenthesis.
-
-
-
-
Spoof genre is the obvious answer, but I want to be non-obvious. Horror, because all "Horror" films these days are gross out films that aren't even gross. Action films too. They are no substance or style. Just explosions. What happened to the days of John Mclane or Rambo? They went away to Hollywood turning into a money machine is what happened.
-
Very much so, multiple women I would say. I tend to draw a lot of inspiration from women, I love writing strong women roles based on women I know, but right now, I have like 3 major muses, one of which is a woman. My mom gives me a lot of inspiration, because of her hard work to take care of me, and her caring nature. She's the reason why I'm making movies right now because she believes in me and is willing to invest in me when she can. Then there's a good friend of mine who actually inspired my current film, the one I'm taking donations for. She's actually getting a film credit for that though.
-
Not at all. You guys helped made me, and I won't forget about any one of you. Unless you were a dick. Then fuck you.
-
