I really don't know, maybe butterfly knife flipping.

Love 'em.

Famous musician, the sex, drugs, concerts seem appealing to me.

Hell fuckin' no.

:) It's my job.

Like a dick, I would take and do what I pleased. Although I would treat those I cared for better, because I could get them whatever they wanted. But to everyone I don't know or care about, eat me.

Lots of sex, video games and traveling.

Partake definitely, I can't cook.

Probably cannibalism, I don't have very perverse desires other than that, if you call cannibalism perverse. I am only 14 though, maybe that will change.

The same feeling I feel when I evacuate any other food, I don't view cannibalism as a connection with the person I ate like most serial cannibals did. I would eat people I respect and hold in high regards simply because it would make the appeal better for me. I also don't believe in wastefulness, so why let lots of good corpses rot in the ground when they would make wonderful cuisines?

It was a saturday night, I go to do pot with my friend Avery. With my judgement slightly impaired I'm convinced to try mushrooms, after these mushrooms are eaten, I'm on a quest to get laid. After asking every girl I see to fuck me, I had given up hope. In my sorrow, Avery goes to cheer my up by going to a black man's house to get a questionable black market tattoo. The man shows us his previous work, but I'm hell bent on getting a tattoo of a cat headed dragon. The man had no idea what I was talking about, so in his frustration he etched a big veiny right below my thumb. Totally oblivious to my new tat, I start to walk home, in my peripheral I see the most gorgeous asian woman, I give it one last chance, and I say "Will you please fuck me?" and she says, "How much ya got buddy?" and instantly I throw all of the money in my wallet at her face. We go to a motel room, and we need lubricant, but all she has is glitter lip gloss, so I instantly rub myself with every drop. We do our business, and she's about to leave. But I see the golden opportunity, no witnesses, no cameras. I take an ashtray and force it across her skull, instantly knocking her skinny body to the loosely carpeted floor. I start to start to cut her lower body up into small steak sized pieces, all of which were put into a bag for future cooking. I had no interest in her upper body, so I left it there. After all of this I needed a rest, so I took her clothes and put them on (not wanting them cluttered on the floor) and went to sleep. I awoke the next day ready for the feast f my lifetime.

No, but a very smelly cloud of awfulness, like just a monstrosity of mankind would be exuded from both ends of you.

Very basic, if I killed a person I'd probably go with throwing them in a river, weighing them down with cinderblocks, the only problem with that is getting them deep enough to where they wouldn't wash up.

White and blue.

...I don't fucking know, maybe if you asked "Favorite sexual position to watch" I could have answered, but no, my V-card hasn't been revoked yet.

Execution because ass-rape would probably hurt, and life is overrated.

Batman because he's rich.

Incest, the only logical answer obviously. Unless there was a mass smurf migration.

Oh god the ones I want to list, I'm going to say Nickelback, because that bland emotionless "rock" is a lot worse than the pop music shat out by the mainstream.

There's no real reason, that's just the way it turned out. It's not like they just said, let's make a long word to mean the opposite of long words.