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      I know that it's star wars and the fans will eat it up anyway, but without it I actually would have trouble figuring out what the target demographic for this would be. Some of the jokes look like they're aimed at 6 year olds.

      but yeah, this isn't gonna kill star wars. After all THIS didn't kill it either. Kinda wish something would.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

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      I don't think it'll be as bad as Elfen Lied. The character design in cute but it doesn't seem like they'll be as vapid as the ones in Lied. I did get a good laugh at the 301X date and... was that a poster showing off Molemen as a threat or something? It looked hilarious.

      also why was this question flagged?

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      Okunoshima. The Island of Rabbits.

      http://youtu.be/DR6yZqMju_k

      Also music with soothing female vocals, with either a nice folk music vibe, or trip-hop.

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      Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, and Autism.

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      I have naturally curly hair but I go out of my way to straighten it.

      So straight.

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      TedMartin responded to Dionkey 15 Aug 12

      I'm actually watching someone streaming Sleeping Dogs right now. Player is being chased by a bunch of cyclists. Everyone in chat was making Road Rash remarks.

      I remember that I really love the PS1 road rash game (not the 3D one) that was also on PC. From the music, the caricatures, and those damn videos that would play when you won,lose,got busted, or wrecked. Really great game.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yMHBQPRzpY

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      TedMartin responded to Dionkey 14 Aug 12

      I'd love to be a drifter for a little bit of my life. See the sights, listen to the music, eat the delicious and not-so-delicious foods, get a taste of all the cultures out there.

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      TedMartin responded to Kinenz 14 Aug 12

      Nope. I'm sure he's an ok guy in real life but his show actually makes me feel sorry for the bad guys he yells at.

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      Yeah, they gave me a nasty tooth ache, but they're tasty.

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      Just think, they're people out there that train their whole lives just for the moment of getting the gold. Working tirelessly day and night to get their body in the peak condition to outperform the competition.

      Look at all the fucks I give! Whachdat? You don't see any fucks? That's because I have none to give.

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      TedMartin responded to chirno 26 Jul 12

      Central Air broke down. It's too hot!
      Otherwise it is going alright. Mostly uneventful, but that's nothing new.

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      I had a broken wrist on my right arm when I was around 10. The dog we had at the time was built like a linebacker and accidentally knocked my ass into the air. I tried to break my fall with my hand and that didn't go well. Docs had to re-break the wrist to make sure it would heal up right.

      I didn't do anything special while I had a cast on. I was just forced to use my left hand for everything, which sucked. Good thing I hadn't hit puberty yet, otherwise masturbation would have been horrible.

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