You're damn right I --

WHAT THE HECK TWILIGHT?! What do you MEAN I'm ruining it?!

First off, you have to be a DUDE! It says right there, DUDE! I'm the dude. Me. I save the President.

Oh come on Twilight you're just gonna pretend you're saving Spider-Pony anyway!

HEY! Rarity never needs to be saved ever! She always saved herself, unlike someone I know, little miss "got caught in her own snares playing paintball with Cadance"!

YOU WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY! Said it was no fair, all the shots would go over my head like Oddjob from Goldeneye!

Well you could at least let me have his cool killer hat.

Hey, Blueblood is ASKING for it.