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    1. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to AUBlacka 17 Jun

      Hey! Broiler! How sober are you?

      *Drunk snoring.*

    2. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      OH LOOK IT'S EVERY BOT IN PRIMEVERA. [23]

      How'd you get a picture of th'inside o' my bar.

    3. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE...ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES WILL "POW! WHAM! BANG! OOF! THUNK!" TO YOU... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx7E7uPXHk [16]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx7E7uPXHk

      Watch out! It's Rainbow Man!

    4. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH STARSCREAM'S BUTTHURT.... }8^U [23]

      *Shoots you in the aft again.*

    5. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX8MOSAkLsI JOSH KEATON READS SPIDERMAN MEMES FOR THE LULZ. FUCK EVERYTHING, THE INTERNET IS DONE FOR TODAY. }X^D> [19]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX8MOSAkLsI

      *It's now an option on the karaoke machine.*

    6. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to WeaponsJet 3 Jun

      (( IN OTHER NEWS: I JUST MADE RANK! PRRRROOOMOTION! THIRD CLASS PETTY OFFICER. WOO CHEVERON!!)) [13]

      Free drinks for you!

    7. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      /SMACKS YOU WITH A CAN OF SPAM/ [28]

      *Shoots you in the aft.*

    8. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      Check out this photo and respond! [23]

      Hey! I use that to wash my mug! Give it back!

    9. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 3 Jun

      Check out this photo and respond! [15]

      *Spends 20 minutes staring.*
      This is really hard when you can't see straight.

    10. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 9 May

      /YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF A FLY BY FARTING COMPLETE WITH DOPPLER EFFECTS AND SONIC BOOMS/ [22]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rMOQhL26M

      Play

    11. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 9 May

      ALL MY FARTS SOUND LIKE THIS TODAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rMOQhL26M [21]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rMOQhL26M

      *This is now the bar's theme music.*

    12. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 1 May

      THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS PICTURE MAKES ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS INVALID. [22]

      I can see the family resemblance.

    13. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 1 May

      THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE BUTTS. [19]

      What's wrong? Yours not big enough?

    14. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to STRAXUS 1 May

      GREETINGS, PEONS. AFTER A BRIEF STAY ON TORKULON, I'VE HAD MY PROCESSOR FIXED TO RID MYSELF OF MY FORMER BUFFOONISHNESS. HOWEVER, I'M STILL PERMANENTLY ANGRY AND HATE YOU ALL. [20]

      *Dumps some high-grade on you.*

    15. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 1 May

      Check out this photo and respond! [15]

      Hi, Shorty!

    16. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 1 May

      I almost ate Formspring. I feel terrible now. I think I'll stop trolling forever. .......HAHA APRIL FOOL! /FARTS IN YOUR FACE/ [22]

      BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

    17. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to Formspring 13 Mar

      Pen or pencil?

      Beer fountain pen.

      Best gag gift ever!

    18. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to Formspring 12 Mar

      What's your favorite movie line?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8lN-KSjRCQ

      Play

    19. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to TFPRatchet 12 Mar

      Attention everyone I have horrifically excellent news. It has been revealed to me that Straxus and Cass Elliot are SOMEHOW expecting their first child. An artist's representation of the baby is on the right of the attached image. Congrats! [33]

      *Drunk squinting.*
      ...
      Are those your baby pictures?

    20. Broiler
      TFAAUBroiler responded to PlanetEater 12 Mar

      Check out this photo and respond! [34]

      Berwip crawna-wi pinibon...
      ... I think...

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Broiler’s Bio

Kaon Beta

I'm your resident drunkard. Barkeep at the The Engine Room. You won't find my drinks in Autobot territory.