Twice a month at most.

Mario Party 2.

Ask the US Congress politely to fix their shit, or I'd fix it for them.

Assuming you mean headsets over earbuds...headsets.

A search engine...and a BRAIN! :O

Profession: PKMN Master
Pokemon: Chandelure, Scrafty, Serperior, Archeops, Galvantula, Reuniculus

Haven't seen it, and, although like zombie-based things, I'm not wholly interested in the dramatic zombie movie thing, save 28 Days Later.

...maybe.

If it has a Belmont, it needs a whip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Play

Ness/Lucas or Kirby.

NO!

Either Super Mario 3D Land, if you want a new game, or OoT 3D, if you want a game to tide you over for a good long while until Christmas.

Hopefully not; thing's too damn broken in its current state...STILL!

Gordo from Kirby; NOTHING CAN KILL ME BUT I CAN KILL ALL!

Sonic Generations, Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Portal 2,

6-10; it varies.

Sometime listen to music or videos.

Erm...the human race? You didn't say "race;" you said "human race," and there's only one, soooo...

@_o