I should say The Bible. There's a little bit of everything in there, drama, love, revenge, loss, kings, queens, slaves, whores. And considering who my dad is, he'd probably expect me to.

But there are chapters and chapters of "And so and so begat so and so, who was second cousins with whazhizname." Kinda makes for dull reading and breaks the flow.

It's has to be a tie between Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac and A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn