/Yeeeees/? Can I /heeeelp/ yoooooou~?
Recent Responses
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We were STARVING! Did you bring food?
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... Er.
Of course you may come in, Fluttershy.
It is
your house after all.
... Of /course/ it's alright you silly girl! -
[sitting in Fluttershy's house eating chips.]
..............
[siiiiiiiiiiiigh.]
[knock at the door]
[he perks up]
... ?!
Who iiis iiiiit~? -
[his animation stops completely]
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I see your game, Prince.
But you forgot, I am a ~good guy~ now, and good guys do not do such things as harass pretty unicorns with curls and destroy their dreams by, shall we say, turning the fashion world upside-down.
[smiiiiles]
... He he. upside-down... -
[hoof to chin]
Hmmmmmm.
HMMMMMMM...
Alright, Prince, I'll bite.
What kind of work do you advise? -
[cute rainbows over head like a JRPG]
Like our beautiful Princess of the sun, it may stick around for a while but it never gets old~!
So tell me Prince did she put you up to this? >__> -
Every prank /I/ can imagine? S:/
Some never get old, dear Prince, and I have a /lot/ of imagination.
[your horn turns into a flower bouquet] -
Pfaaa! At my age?! I ought to be retired! Twice!
What kind of job could I do anyway? Who would hire me?
And what do I need with money? >__> -
(( One of my animal crossing villagers insists on calling me "Disco C"... ))
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I skip straight to dessert.
'cause I'm /chaotic/. B)
[brushes teeth while still wearing shades] -
[rising whistle noise as one of those circus stands for an elephant rises out of the ground under him and he poses]
[he has the circus elephant hat on too] -
I'm feeling rather chipper actually! =D
[debates the merits of telling you he's totally dating your hot auntie.]
[decides to keep it a secret for now.] -
And gave him some pants to boot!
He rather enjoyed them, said they were colorful.
[they were big baggy clown pants with suspenders] -
[Super Mario 1up noise from the kiss]
[the bed teleports away as Luna leaves]
[just to be clear it was not Luna's bed he stole he made a new one] -
Ha! Chaos needs not sleep!
[freezes in his heroic pose]
[topples over like a statue and falls onto a bed, suddenly in pajamas and a nightcap] -
My mind was not /in/ the gutter or else I would not have been /disgusted/ by your poor joke.
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[looks a bit disgusted at what he figures is the only possible reason Luna would say something weird like that.]
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[nod nod]
I would take advantage of that if the situation was not currently so delicate. -
Celestia never liked to get wet either..~
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Discord’s Bio
Equestria
ponyrp.wikia.com/wiki/Discord/Draco
Hell-LOO my little ponies! It is I, the God of Chaos, the Duke of Disaster, the Clown Prince, Discord.
Hm. Do you think that prerecorded applause sounds a bit fake..? No matter.



