The latter.

Shaving. :l

No. I never have them done. Why would I?

White.

I don't "put on a brave face", I just act brave. It's part of my job.

I'm not sure. I'm sure Shepard could tell you something I've done, but... /shrug.

(I don't understand how Rebecca just stands around bored with her arms crossed when Billy's off doing something. It's the motherfuckin' zombie apocalypse. I'd radio every five minutes like "BILLY ARE YOU OKAY DID YOU GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES YET?" "Uh... No." "JUST CHECKING. 'CAUSE I'M SCARED. I HEAR A SCARY NOISE. IT'S LIKE 'WOOSSHHH...'" "That's the air vent. :l")

(Narrator: Nester was a dooonkey!
Me: Aghh.
Dad: This guy sings one more fuckin' song, I'm gonna kill him.)

(Dad: Why doesn't he just tie his ears in a fuckin' bow on top of his head or some shit?
Nester the fucking Christmas donkey: *Crying 'cause his Mom is dead or something*
Dad: Pussy.
Mom: He's just a baby. D:
Dad: But his Mom couldn't figure that out?
Nester the fucking Christmas donkey: What am I good for anyways?
Dad: Nothin! You suck balls. Kill yourself.
Mom: GOD, Chris, you're so mean to Nester. D:
Dad: HE'S the one that's on fuckin' Cymbalta or some shit.
Angel: You must cross many oceans...
Dad: How's he gonna get there? He's a fuckin' donkey. Ain't never heard of a donkey fish.
Narrator: So they started off on their journey...
Dad: You got a BOAT?)

(Santa: Now, pack those toys inside! There's no time to waste, tonight we ride!
Me: Kekekekekekeke.
Mom: Ohh...)

(Kid: What's your name?
Santa: Uhmmmm... Claauuuus...
Me: Leela...man... LEMON! Lee Lemon, Sir.
Kyle: Pea... tear... griffon... AW CRAP.)

(Mrs. Claus: *Dressed up like Santa* I'VE FANTASIZED IT A LOT! I'll make sure they only see me from the back!
Mom: Oh damn.
Kyle: Roleplaying.
Me: That's what they do. Santa dresses up like a reindeer and he's like "*Horrid reindeer noises* ON DASHER ON DANCER ON PENIS ON BALLS ON DAT ASS MRS CLAUS"
Kyle: *Choking on his burger*)

(*Watching A Year Without A Santa Claus*
Mom: She needs to sucks Santa's dick.
Me: ... oh my god.
Dad: Yeah, she needs to hook Santa up. He's all sad and shit.
Kyle: Come get some milk and cookies.
Mom: Christmas is COMING~
Dad: Damn, we're havin' two Christmases this year!
Me: Get over here and suck mah jingle balls.
Movie: JINGLE AND JANGLE!
Me: That's what he named his balls.)

*A(A(A(AF(D(F(AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
So I was washing my hands and Dad attacked me so I rubbed soapy water on his arms and so he splashed it all over my face and I was like "I'M GONNA PEE" and he just laughed and I was like "IT'S IN MY FACE" and he goes "THE PEE?"

Dad got mad at the cat and was throwing it and doing this punch thing and yelling Incredible Hulk things and we were laughing at it and Kyle goes "I laughed so hard I farted!" and then while walking out the door he goes "I'll beat that pussy up" and Mom goes "Ohh. :l" and the dogs start barking at him and he's just like "YOU SAW I INCREDIBLE HULK PUNCHED THE CAT, RIGHT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT UP."

I'm just laughign so hard i dont even knowjdaifajsisifafsddahaha)