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Wow, you guys are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here
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It's got to be 9. 9 is goddamn mysterious.
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1. Pluralize mates e.g Mates' 2. They aren't my mates 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!?!
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My Best Friend, Sam O'Connor.
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Something from Les Miz, you can't not be a fan?
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It's 12a.m I totally getting my read on, intense bedside literature (which sounds dirtier than it should frankly). Slowly I move my elbow to turn the pages of this massive book (cuz Im an intellectual hai der). They're suddenly on me, two of the freakiest, blackiest, spindliest, mo'fuckin' spiders you have ever seen. I took out my cannon (Some badass pistol) and shot them. Shot them dead good. Afterwards I wrapped myself warmly in my dressing gown, drank brandy straight from the decanter and slept the long sleep of heroes. The Sleep of a Boss.
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If you could only eat at one fast food restaurant the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
Formspring question of the day
Top Dawgs like me don't eat, we survive on fear and loathing. NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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I'm trying to sneak a Hamlet reference into the answer, please hold, this is incredibly difficult for me.
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If you don't, I will.
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Fuck all. Wait, Rockstar and You Remind Me, if that was even the name of the song, oh and Hero, you know the ones everyone knows
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>500. Don't be Jello man, there's something you're better at than me definitely.
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It's got to be Napoleon. Following that Augustus. Serious world takers.
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Past: Gotta be The Spanish Civil War
Present: The Maddening shit going down in Libya
Future: When they cure cancer/AIDs/Paralysis
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Jack Larkin
Dublin, London, Montpellier, it's kind of like a poor man's Jet Set membership
Jack Larkin’s Bio
Scotch, Cigarettes, Wealth, Writing.

