talking, my fingers are too big for fucking phone buttons

Naturally, assuming the theory of parallel universes is plausible, there is no physically comprehendible way that we could presume the non-existence of extraterrestrial life forms.

anus

doesn't matter so long as there's vodka in it

at the moment? when i get hungry xD

apparently there's gonna be a mosh pit at the opening ceremony, that i wouldn't mind seeing
but the rest of the olympics... not that bothered :p

sometimes it seems like i'm the only one who can

bacon.

formspring nigga, it's a low point in my life i will admit... but whatever xD

when you have the munchies as often as i do, you learn to make gourmet meals out of just about anything. when i'm in the kitchen it's like a cooking version of scrapheap challenge - trying to make something awesome, as quickly as possible, out of whatever you can find xD

safari biotch

younger brother.

lamb chops fuck yeah

pet snake, but i have to find her a new home cos i'm moving to amsterdam :(

spontaneous, i don't plan shit xD

FUCK TRAINS AND PLANES AND SHITMOBILES I FLY EVERYWHERE ON MY DRAGON CUZ DRAGONS ARE FUCKIN BADASS YO

my' diet cnosists of alcohololol and munnchies, it's a wornder i'm not dead yt xD (plaes exuces my spellin , i can't see)

a little, but it was a necessary change