Ahhh, wonderful! Also look at this picture. Lewis Hamilton is a beautiful chunk of human.

Hmm, I might, if you watch F1 Catalunya practices 1-2 with me next week.

*sigh* I thought I DID tell you.

Dawww I love you.

Yeeee best birthday ever.

>be in my car w/ Brody
>back of school parking lot
>my birthday
>Brody got me Ferrari shoes, baught me coffee and lunch
>hanging out in car, car park is empty except for us
>chatting and having a good time
>Brody: 'hey, Dashie I wanna ask you something weird"
>shrug "alright ask"
>"well I was wondering if I could give you head for practice" blushes
>lolwut
>"uh...practice?"
>"yeah for like in the future when we're in a really intimate moment so I don't do it wrong and ruin it"
>furrow my brow "so...you wanna suck me off informally?"
>"yeah, exactly"
>look at him funny
>"so, yes or no?"
>"why did you even need to ask?"

>10-ish minutes later
>he's been down on me for a while
>on his knees under the drivers wheel, my jeans down
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>telling him what to do as he goes
>pleasure kind of overwhelms me eventually and I shut up, he gets the hang of it
>suddenly see someone walking towards the car
>police officer
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>throw my jacket over Brody's head so police officer can't see
>turn radio on so he can't hear
>knocking on my window
>awww shit
>roll down window
>me "errrr, is something wrong sir?"
>looks into my eyes to see if they're red and glossy "have you been smoking?"
>"no sir, I haven't"
>nods "good, because we're cracking down on that today, I've made three arrests already"
>balls are tingling
>"really? damn"
>I can feel cum coming up my vas deferens
>cop "yeah it's pretty mad, you know, being 4-twenty any everything"
>testes vibrating like a bitch
>"yeah, a weird day to have a birthday, huh?"
>Brody gives no fucks, sucks harder
>cop laughs "it's your birthday? wow you know you share your birthday with--"
>talk to occupy myself
>"Hitler, yeah I know"
>Brody giving best head I've ever got
>feel it creeping up my cock
>"well I was gonna say carmen electra but that too"
>he laughs
>I cum
>fucking tidal wave of cum
>cum buckets
>"OHHHHH MY LORD" I say
>cop looks at me "no he was born on Dec 25"

>mfw Brody laughs at me when the cop leaves
>mfw the cop didn't see the 15g baggie of weed in the passenger seat
>mfw Brody feels like he has to ask "did I give good head?"

Wahoo! I didn't cock it up!

Goodnight, Brod-....er, Twilight!

Y-you do??!? Wahoo! Everything went better than expected! I'll see ya there, Twilight! And, may I suggest, don't bring that book of yours, it'll just be you and me.

Well, I was wondering, Twilight, if you're, you know, free tomorrow afternoon....if you wanted to come have a picnic with me. I know we have no class at Ponyschool from 2-4pm, so I'm hoping that's good for you?

Ah, hello Twilight, I-...I know you're busy and everything but I'd like to ask you a question, erm, please?

why boner

Oh, stop it, you.