Like a Visitor or a Virgin? Yes.

Eli Braden and Shawn Garrett make me laugh pretty hard.

Wait. Is this Britney Spears? Yes. Yes I would.

I'm 27.

I use dickblister in any social setting, but at places like children's birthday parties or Lifeway Christian Bookstores, I use wangpustle.

Remember what? Are you pointing to your crotch?

It's pronounced "Johnson".

It's in the works, bud. Get them ready.

I have not.

Sooner better than later.

Coke.

I hate both of those things.

I was an account manager for a Rent-To-Own company and I had to collect money in the ghetto and repossess people's shit. Awful.

Extrovert.

I wouldn't.

Kyle? Chipotle.

The Bible

Talker.

Cold Stone Creamery.

Hook.