"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Love is the law, love under will."

Oh, definitely Charles Manson.

#1 killer? Charles Manson, of course.

Thanks. 2020!

That's upsetting.

To my knowledge, no

I would agree that 'bird' is a word.

TheOCEAN

The best would be a crate of beer

I know. <3

Yeah we know. Tell tyler to feature me for a rock vocal lol. For real.

i rather do a guest vocal on the next wolf gang tape.

I saved this one for last, it's impossible. Fuck. I had SO. MANY. TOYS. I was That Kid.

And then video games...on that front, I was a Genesis kid but my favorite game of all time was (and is) Chrono Trigger for SNES. And the way my dad pretended he wouldn't get me an N64, and then revealed it once we got home, was pretty dramatic and awesome. Even though I ended up being more of a PS1 kid.

Toy-wise, jeez. I remember those food warrior guys, those barnyard warrior guys...I liked warrior guys. Once I got older, Spawn action figures were fucking badass works of art that you could *still* play with even though they looked like little fucking sculptures.

But as a little boy, I have to say, the ultimate in nostalgia for me today is Battle Beasts. They were these tiny little warrior guys in various animal/alien species, each with a differeint futuristic armored suit and I think a weapon, and ON THEIR CHEST THEY HAD A LITTLE SQUARE YOU WOULD RUB AND THE HEAT FROM YOUR FINGER WOULD REVEAL A HOLOGRAPHIC SYMBOL. OMG.

In retrospect this was the first of my obsessions with like, tiny micro-sized character toys. I later worshipped at the altar of Mighty Max, right up to when they released the giant mountain-fortress that gave your pinkynail-sized characters (and your imagination) nearly infinite space and interactive pitfalls.

But yeah, Battle Beasts. I just remember walking around the now-shittiest local mall with my mom as, like, a three-year-old or something. Rubbing these things with so much excitement to see each one's symbol. It takes me back to a happy place. Damn.

Funny thing is, a couple days ago my mom said my little bro found a bunch of my ancient toys, including these. I told her he could have them of course, but I wanted to see them and reminisce first. Fuck. I need to get on that.

Fuck. This is, like, emotional. You can't separate a boy and his toys.

Tough one...ages 1-4 were pretty sweet, age 10 was pretty cool, and 11-13 was all pretty cool on so many levels (even though other parts sucked). 14-16 were less smooth, but once you get that far into young adulthood and onward, every two-year chunk has its ups and downs, so hey.

Honestly, even though I bitch about external circumstances sometimes, in terms of being happy with *myself*, I'll take today, right now, over any period in my past. And I'd hope anyone could say the same for themselves

Easy, a psychologist. I'm already well trained lol. But if I'd studied it in school, I'd probably also want to know the ins and outs of chemical/neurological mechanisms, so maybe a psychologist-psychiatrist.

Furthermore, in addition to private practice I'd want to be doing research studies to build the body of empirical knowledge on methods from hypnosis and brief therapy.

Kuma from Tekken

French Onion or Chicken Noodle or Black Bean or Talk or The

Bonus prize: Tomato no matter how many times it scalds my tongue for days

I think I thought it was science, because I thought that was what "smart" people did. But I was always best at reading/language-y things.

As an interesting aside, I always had a much harder time learning visual math-y things.

I did my time, in terms of receiving childish anon asks. I've paid my debt to society.

/Sin City voice