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*...gives his hoagie to the hobo prince. =/*
*That Trotter Luck, mang.* -
*You are looking at the greatest Manehattan deli sandwich ever made*
*It's contents? Lush as tasting of a million homelands, redolent with spices and the joy of childhood. It's bread? As unto a thousand hugs from all mothers. If love had a flavor it would weep that it did not taste even vaguely of this sandwich*
*Spidey rolls up his mask, licks his lips and...* -
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*It's a card game joke*
*Don't*
*don't make this weird* -
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I prefer the term improvisational.
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I'm a pony.
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*Won't stop telling other super ponies he's voiced by Donatello in the tie in game.*
"Haw! So you're dream came true! You're a SWAT Kat now!"
Can it flame brain, it's not -that- guy it's Sam Riegel! And if it was -that- guy that'd be even...cooler...dammit Torch. -
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Panel 1:SPIDER-PONY and FEROCIOUS FLATTOP are tied to a frankly obscene number of fireworks. Next to them THE GOAT GOBLIN breathes green fire to light the fuse.
Caption: New Year’s Eve
FLAT TOP: I -knew- this would be the night you’d try and finish me off, you MENACE!
SPIDEY: Hush up and gimme a minute to figure out how we’re getting out of here, will ya Pickle Puss?
SFX: FIVE! FOUR! THREE!
Panel 2: A startled SPIDEY, spider-sense a’buzzing, half turns at the glow from a nuzzling SPELLECTRO and ponyfied LIVEWIRE.
Caption: Hearts and Hooves Day
LIVEWIRE:Oh you’re -my- Special Somepony too, sparky-warky! Let’s celibate by frying the insect from the inside out!
SPELLECTRO: Whatever you say, my little Edison Effect!
SPIDEY: Wait, what?
Panel 3: THE KANGAROO strolls down the street dressed in a tuxedo with a four leaf clover pinned to the lapel. Behind him SPIDEY, his suit in tatters, has somehow become stuck in his own webbing. Behind -him- is a widening void of un-existence eating away at the skies of Manehattan, which he’s staring at in horror.
Caption: St. Patrick’s Day
KANGAROO: Too bad for you, webslinger! Ever since I found this four leaf clover, the Kangaroo’s been -nopony’s- chump! Who’s got all the luck now?
SPIDEY:Too bad if it doesn’t stop altering the laws of probability soon, the universe’s runs out!
Panel 4: THE THING towers over a chibi style SPIDEY and HORSE SHOE TORCH, who point at each other.
Caption: April Foals Day
SPIDEY/TORCH:He did it.
Page 2
Panel 1: Takes place from he rear. SPIDEY is swinging off in the distance. A fresh bouquet has been left at a grave.
Caption: Father’s day
Panel 2: A translucent, Casper tailed SPIDEY stares at his hooves. A bubbling formula lies on a desk in front of him, whilebehind him monstrous (or as monstrous as pony shadows can get) snarl at the window.
Caption: Nightmare Night
SPIDEY:The cure to the Monster Microbe is nearly complete!
SPIDEY: But how can I admister it as a mere GHOST-PONY?!
Panel 3: SPIDEY and POISON PONY swing for their lives through the snow, perused by a rocket launching ROBOT SANTA HOOVES.
Caption: Hearths Warming
SANTA: ALL THREE OF YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!
POISON: We blame -you- for this.
SPIDEY: You -would-.
Panel 3: SPIDEY and THE DOCTOR rocket through the night sky, tied to a giant firework.
Caption: New Year’s Eve
DOCTOR: Have we been here before? I feel like we’ve been here before. -
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I don't have any big person money.
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*Comes home after a hard day fighting crime*
*Sees that homeless swordsman sitting in his lazyboy* -
*Snaps one off, examines it*
*Sticks his head out the window to see if it's like The Day After Tomorrow out there of if the timelord's just messing with him as per usual* -
Wipe your hooves!
What's goin' on out there? Is it really that bad?
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