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      Spambtich responded to keeley333 3 Dec 11

      Whoever just got that my rothersebt it!

      I love rothersebts. I actually feed them to my pet unicorn, and he loves them too!

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      Spambtich 23 Aug 11

      I think everyone should unfollow the spammers so we would all have to actually ask people questions. Face it, spam can get annoying and it would be more interesting to get questions from other people, even anons. Sorry if you don't follow any spammers.

      Oh. Well this is a bit awkward. Coming from a spammer, I actually follow 640 people.

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      Why do so many people keep grabbing me and saying "Hey"???

      Cuz youz a sexy bitch.Duh!

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      Drama these day's...

      I FUCKING KNOW.

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      My clit piercing is pusing and ozzing.

      May I help?

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      I need someone who has small fingers to pick my nose.

      I have that fucking problem everyday. Damnit, what are we going to do?

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      SCHOOL IS ALMOST HEREEE SOOOO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I CAN LOOK AT ALL THE WOMEN TEACHERS ASSES AND TITS. YAAAAAY

      I deff just got a boner...

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie. <3

      ^True love.

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      Spambtich 13 Aug 11

      on the first day, God created, What?

      My penis, then I created everyone else.

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      Spambtich responded to moritan 13 Aug 11

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      Your picture is creppy...

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      Spambtich responded to amusingfactss1 8 Aug 11

      George Washington checked out a couple volumes from the New York Society Library on October 5th, 1789. This was about 5 months into Washington's presidency. Those books are now 221 years overdue.

      Uh ohhhh, someone has a lot of fines to pay!

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      Spambtich 8 Aug 11

      If train A is moving at 200 mph and train B is moving at 180 mph, how many pancakes will fit on my roof? The answer is purple! Because aliens don't drink coffee.

      But you never factored into the equation how the light pole got chased by the wildabeest into the tavern! That would, in fact, make the answer *mahogany*, because the car ate my shoe.

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      Spambtich 8 Aug 11

      whaat did the red light say to the green light ? don't look im changing LoL

      Lol, these kinds of jokes are so dumb I just have to laugh.

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      Spambtich 8 Aug 11

      DO U LIKE CHICKEN???

      FRAAAAAHD CHIGGEN!

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      Spambtich responded to RoseWeasleyTM 8 Aug 11

      Today, at Starbucks, when the lady asked for my name I told her Lord Voldemort.When the guy called out for the name pickup, he says, "Vol...He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?" EPIC WIN.

      Hehe.

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      Spambtich 8 Aug 11

      bringin' back socks with sandals. WHAT WHAT WHAT socks and sandals BRINGIN' BACK SOCKS WITH SANDALS what what what SOOOOCKKKKSSSSS WIIIITTTHHHHH SANNNNDAAAALLLLSSSS, bro.

      Hey, I'm Polish too! POLAKS UNITE!

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      Spambtich 8 Aug 11

      do you eat healthy?!

      Healthy as a horse.

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      Spambtich 6 Aug 11

      your tooo cooool

      Ive been told...

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      Spambtich 6 Aug 11

      Best Friendddd.????

      There's really no need for the .????, a simple question mark would do.

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      Spambtich responded to mattb12345 1 Aug 11

      spam

      You ask me this question like every other day, STOP!

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