Scrambled. ONLY scrambled.

EVERY TIME

I have many. "Matt", "Sugai", "Badd Dogg", "Douchebag", "Asshole", "Howard", "Hipster", "Howard the Heavy Metal Hipster", "Adorkable", etc. etc.

That blonde chick that was tied up in the closet last time... she was pretty hot.

Is mayonnaise a hidden talent?

Beautiful

Oh, dear god... I believe it depends on the pro wrestling gimmick I have. XD

Howard the Heavy Metal Hipster: "Sun of Nothing" by Between the Buried and Me
El Gato del Nyan: "Nyan Cat" by ???
Matt Sugai (face/good guy): "The Sound of Truth" by As I Lay Dying
Matt Sugai (heel/bad guy): "Nemesis" by Arch Enemy
Matt "The World's Greatest Wrestling Fanboy" Sugai: "Rasslin" by Glen Goza
Waffle Boy: "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp

Do animated ones count? lol, jk

Mac. I'm hipster like that.

6, 7, 11, 13, 42, 64, 81, 100, 666, 777, 9001, HUT HUT, HIKE!!!!

I've been waiting for this question. The Mountain Dew logo on my left shoulder! Then maybe some barbed wire around my arm, maybe "Colt" and "Punk" on my knuckles, a pitbull, a mutilated cow, some Japanese-style tidal waves, a Lucha mask, a praying mantis, some rose-colored shades, an Ace of Diamonds, a crown, the word "$wiss", Chris Hero's logo... any other wrestling references I'm missing?

Yes. The other me standing next to me is so funny. Especially when he does his gay voice! Or his Macho Man Randy Savage impression!

Not some of the people I follow.

Yu-Gi-Oh! is dead to me now, so... Pro wrestling DVDs and CDs.

Pizza covered in bacon. :D

Lakefront Trail, Downtown (counts as one place since all the major Chicago landmarks are within walking distance there), and Wicker Park, on the off-chance they run into the mythical CM Punk, holder of the WWE Championship (and his lovable sidekick, Colt Cabana!)

Fuck sports... except wrestling and martial arts.

I usually remember most of them for the first couple of minutes after I wake up, as is typical. Otherwise, not many, as is also typical.

CM Punk! Oh, wait... pro wrestlers don't count. Bruce Lee! No, wait... JKD isn't really a sport, is it? Okay then... BJ Penn. Yeah. :D

Plantar verucca! Acne vulgaris! Mons pubis! Labia majorum! Lilium! El asesino! Reversus Eveythingus Backeus to Normalidium! Hut hut, hike! :D