supposedly, conception is more likely if the woman achieves orgasm during intercourse

we need *something* to make jokes about

i don't think i should go into details on this site. IM me for more info....

i would have to get rid of my husband before i could do that. would i marry again if we divorced? yes

my diet dr pepper

mmm bloody rare steak

yes please, throw some tomatillos in there too!

if we are talking about looks? i have to go with the new Kirkjavascript://

my death metal band will be Elisadeth (the way my daughter used to spell her name with unintentional backwards letters)

if we are talking Olive Garden salad..... i fill up on salad before my meal reaches me.

noooo,, and i don't drink much of it. i only feel the need to drink water when i eat ice cream

for me, i shouldn't eat at all on a first day. i always spill my food when i eat, landing on my shirt or chin. and since i have nerve damage on my chin, i can't feel when food is there (very embarrassing)

supposedly raw oysters are erotic, but i've only had them in the middle of class surrounded by a bunch of people i barely knew (during culinary school). it wasn't very erotic

yummy, simple, filling, and makes you feel warm on the inside

F) where ever the hell she wants

tuna

we go to Golden Corral, on seafood night and stuff ourselves silly. afterward we go into a food coma and pass out in front of the tv while watching funny movies

i've got some popcorn in the microwave

fried bread... the smell is amazing, and then comes that familiar, warm, buttery yumminess!

noooo, i am cheap about clothes because of how quickly they grow out of them, but i am sure to buy new clothes they really want to wear (some of the time). sorry, i'm not paying $50 for a pair of jeans my daughter will wear for maybe 6 months