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    1. Jewski
      darthjewski 10 Aug 11

      I'm A Lost Carrot will you help me find my home?

      I WILL CONSUME YOU

    2. Jewski
      darthjewski 2 Aug 11

      How big are your feet, and do you paint your toenails in any strange patterns?

      About a size ten (hush, I'm tall). And I would if I had the patience, but they're generally just red. How dull.

    3. Jewski
      darthjewski 23 Jul 11

      What made you laugh today?

      Lesbian pirate chemo patient lolol you look ridiculous

    4. Jewski
      darthjewski 26 Jul 11

      If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

      Formspring question of the day

      Your mom makes sounds

    5. Jewski
      darthjewski responded to dbjc 5 Jun 11

      Why get even, when you can get odd?

      Too weird to live, too rare to die

    6. Jewski
      darthjewski 6 Jun 11

      Jeeeewskiiii...staaaart the reac-tor...Freee Mars! Do you ever wish ancient aliens had built us something fun to play with nearby in the solar system?

      D'you reckon there's any way to make a space rollercoaster functional? I bet the view would be fantastic.

    7. Omta
      Magnifiquee 20 May 11

      It it just me, or have you gotten hotter since elementary schoool... like god damn lil mama

      Well duh I mean look at me

    8. Omta
      Magnifiquee 18 May 11

      What ice cream flavor describes your personality the best?

      Formspring question of the day

      Mint chocolate chip, I'm the best.

    9. Jewski
      darthjewski 6 May 11

      What historical time period would you most like to visit?

      Formspring question of the day

      1950s yessssss

    10. Jewski
      darthjewski responded to Snugglewug 28 Apr 11

      Someone survived driving their car into the Grand Canyon the other day. If you could drive your car into a famous landmark and know you'd survive, what would you choose?

      I think I want to do as they did, BUT BETTER. Pyrotechnics, parade of poodles dyed in colors that coordinate with the theme, the works.

    11. Omta
      Magnifiquee 26 Apr 11

      Have you ever suspected you were really conceived by the government using DNA of famous people in a lab someplace...like maybe you're the testtube baby of Gandhi and Marilyn Monroe?

      No, but now I do.

    12. Omta
      Magnifiquee responded to Formspring 25 Apr 11

      What was your favorite thing to do during recess at school?

      Formspring question of the day

      Well, when I was in like grades 1-4 we liked to actually play out there and kick baseball was fucking awesome. Then from grades 5-8 we were losers and stood there and talked thinking we were cool, lmao.

    13. Jewski
      darthjewski responded to Snugglewug 25 Apr 11

      Man I'm seeing things in that pattern in your margins again...like Rooster Feathers or Snails or Talking Plants depending on what I focus on..what do you see?

      ...Plant roosters. This is your doing, and now there are roosters made of ferns and grass wandering around my imaginationscape.

    14. Omta
      Magnifiquee responded to darthjewski 13 Apr 11

      I'm sorry but how can anyone hate ferrets

      :( They look like stretched out rats. Which is weird because I love rats I just CANT with ferrets ew ew ew

    15. Jewski
      darthjewski responded to SpamBotxD 8 Apr 11

      Describe yourself...

      Tall, pale, odd.

    16. Omta
      Magnifiquee 10 Apr 11

      What would you do if you won the lottery?

      Formspring question of the day

      Get on your shit formspring you asked this yesterday

    17. Omta
      Magnifiquee 7 Apr 11

      What movie are you most looking forward to seeing?

      IMDB's Upcoming Movie Releases

      Hm, the next Harry Potter.

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