I can make cat purrs and guinea pig sounds, and wiggle my ears..and I know the recipe for Oysters Rockefeller!

Only if the ship could go warp speeds and I was going someplace where I could talk to aliens

Yeah I see you tryin' to seduce me with your eyes...I'm onto your Jedi mind tricks! Oh alright fine *smooch*

I'm doing well, currently waterlogged from swimming this morning and I had a Pelican squawk at me for not sharing my hot dog with him! I was pretending to be Neptune smashing my fists against the waves so they would not destroy coastal villages.

Weird, obscure used books and the occasional Gnome

Yesterday I wanted a bacon-flavored chocolate bar, and Fresh Market was all out...that sucked!

Football is fun, but one mustn't ever forget putt-putt golf...windmills and evil clowns galore!

My VaginaMonkey was raised in an environment that requires it to personalize responses..now my ScrotumMonkey is all about blaring out questions to everyone

Kickball...ohh and Monkey Bar Battle Royale! Monkey Bar Battle Royale to the Death!!

Small group, I dont want to miss out on the juicy stories!

Free Hot Wings for everyone!

I think I'm gonna see Thor because I like the idea of being able to swing my hammer at giant serpents

If its a good movie in the theater..average to bad at home

Probably some place that helps exotic animals, or a rehabilitation center...stop putting me on the spot!

Fusilli, cause I'm silly

I'm a shy guy, unless I've had some Mountain Dew and Orange Sherbet, then the romantic in me bursts forth uncontrolably

Ferret or a Grey Parrot--hey that rhymes!

Zach Galifianakis....you could call it the Galifialicious Deluxe and stack it 9 inches high

I'm doing ok, though the last few months have been hectic and a big pain in the booty on many fronts

I knew it!...I have a sixth sense about these things :)