I AINT SEEN IT YET SHHHH

fjiofjdoisjf I was only joking about that e-coli fear thing...i love e-coli! I totally want e-coli. I think the best gift someone could give me would be e-coli.... D:

I KNOW but the period of time in which the cucumbers were blamed has put me off them... :'(

After all what time? It's only been ten mins, jeez...

.......................G-GROSS!!!!

(why must i phear the e-coli's so much :'( )

¬_¬

that's a goodun!

gross

I would pay big moneys to go see Derren Brown, i'm a huge fan of his. I am training myself up so that one day, when i eventually meet him, my mindcontrol skills are superior to his and I can make him do a monkey dance in the street.

I used to think I suffered from that, but then I realised my sister was watching me most of the times.

I quit cucumbers after the e.coli crisis. I have now moved on to ginger beer.

She is a bum, so you have done well.

You cope by kidnapping JKRowlings children and ransoming them until she writes book 8. Simples.

HOLA MRS L. HOW U BIN?

Never.

AYBABTU

I am not secretive I am very open about my identity. I am a Slinkers. See? I openly admit that I am one. No secrets. Only truths.

I plan to make some HP comics when I see the new film, but just got my new job so who knows how much time i will have!

I WAS DEAD but I has been to the pokemon center and they heel'd me so here I am here is your Slinkers fix.

I WAS BUT I HAS DAY OFF SO HERE I IS